My contrary

As I need only a half chair

sauvez-willy 2
Vidéo envoyée par Tydav1

A Korean artist

oh la salope !!!!
Vidéo envoyée par nanou-chan

No twisted thoughts here, please

Haaaaa
Vidéo envoyée par Peps2007

A little bit too busty for my taste

Akari_yamazaki
Vidéo envoyée par hotaru2005

Familly

He is somebody very normal, completely in the average:
He works, everybody works;
he has two children, average is two children per family;
He is maried with a wife at home...
FOUR REASONS TO DRINK!

Treasure

"My wife is a treasure. She was virgin when we get married.
- Wow! A rare exceptional jewel. You are lucky. But... how did you find her?
- Scanner"

Mama said I can

Maman a dit que je peux
Vidéo envoyée par Ramses21

Mama said I can.

Yes! Yes!
Yeahhh!

Hostage and Hold up

Inspector, he wants a fast car, no police on his way and $100000, otherwise...

Toilet

mw-toilette
Vidéo envoyée par Rey-Mysterio

Why you must not use WindowsXP

Microsoft_XP
Vidéo envoyée par kalemero

French Perversions

What
will she
not do
to reach
Power?



























Negociating another advertising contract:
Sister company of Pathé-Marconi
"His Mistress's voice"

Social behaviour in Modern Society

Fridays and Mondays_Funny
Vidéo envoyée par kriptiko

Never downgrade yourself

Menottes?
Vidéo envoyée par YVESS

Rush Hours

Thank you very much if you could wake me up when arriving at
Nishi Ogikubo Station

Money Management

One day, a guy arrives very late at home and his wife asks him immediately where he's been.
The husband says: "I've been at the Tatoo Salon".
The wife shouts: "A tatoo? You're completely nut!"
She continues: "And where have you been tatooed?"
He replies: "I had a 50 dollars bill tatooed on my penis"
"You're the king of assholes! Why did this crazy idea came through your missing neurons? Why this GODDAMN STUPIDITY?"
The man, cool and relax, answers:
"For three reasons:
first: I like to see my money grow and become bigger;
second: I like to play with my money;
third: from now, you can suck me 50 dollars anytime you want!"

Play

When playing think to eat something.
If the play last long you may loose weight

Iraqi war

Remake of a Musical Success

Hey guys! Beware to beer...

For pleasure of nostalgia only

UE O MUITE ARUKOO / 上を向いて歩こう
(known as Sukiyaki)

Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki
Vidéo envoyée par Knightrdr

The Japanese title is "Ue O Muite Aruko," which means "I look up when I walk." This is a vintage video of Kyu himself singing this international hit on a TV show in 1963 called "Shall We Meet At 7". Sung in Japan by Kyu in 1961, then retitled by an English Record Company "Sukiyaki" which is a Japanese food dish and nothing to do with the song itself, because a DJ couldn't pronounce the Japanese name, and became internationally famous from then on as "Sukiyaki". This is the only song by a Japanese artist to ever become a Number 1 music hit on the charts in America.

Kyu Sakamoto tragically died in a Japan Airlines plane crash in 1985 at age 43, one of 520 passengers, but his classic megahit will continue to live on for generations.

The song is about sadness and isolation in a post WW2 Japan. The Japanese lyrics and the English translation are below:

Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni----So the tears won't fall
Omoidasu haru no hi---------Remembering those happy spring days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------But tonight I'm all alone
Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Nijinda hoshi o kazoete------Counting the stars with tearful eyes
Omoidasu natsu no hi--------Remembering those happy summer days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------But tonight I'm all alone
Shiawase wa kumo no ue ni-Happiness lies beyond the clouds
Shiawase wa sora no ue ni--Happiness lies above the sky
Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni-So the tears won't fall
Nakinagara aruku-------------Though my heart is filled with sorrow
Hitoribotchi no yoru-----------For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling)----------------------(whistling)
Omoidasu aki no hi------------Remembering those happy autumn days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------- But tonight I'm all alone
Kanashimi wa hoshi no kage ni-Sadness hides in the shadow of the stars
Kanashimi wa tsuki no kage ni--Sadness lurks in the shadow of the moon
Ue o muite arukoo--------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni--So the tears won't fall
Nakinagara aruku---------------Though my heart is filled with sorrow
Hitoribotchi no yoru-------------For tonight I'm all alone
Hitoribotchi no yoru-------------For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling)------------------------(whistling)

I hope you all enjoy this classic song and vintage vid by Kyu Sakamoto.

Suggestion

Suggestion for a Valentine Day Gift or a Birthday Gift

Give a iPorn
Special set including iTease

IPorn
Vidéo envoyée par floww07

Secret

BEST WISHES FOR 2007

BEST LUCK DELUXE FOR THE 2007

Chanceux lol
Vidéo envoyée par Casshern

Ha! Christmas!

And now, do you believe in Santa Claus?
Et maintenant. Vous y croyez au Père Noêl?

Humanity

There is a sleepy pig in any man...
but as far as I'm concerned, my pig is insomniac!

When talking of Morality

Spring cleaning

Nubility Units in maintenance.

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envoyé par otakara

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Vidéo envoyée par otakara

Religious education = Morality???

Band_Ohne_Namen_-_Boys
Vidéo envoyée par kriptiko

Technology Progress

Japan is ahead again.
When noodles are too hot

Bush also is human

Yeah!
It's time to make a move
to save endangered species
like: Turkeys, and... Iraqis...
Why not?

I'll shoot Rumsfeld instead.