Don't believe?

Here's the proof Babes.

"And now? Do you believe in Santa-Claus?"

In Me BTW!

Cunt Cleaning

Cunt Cleaning

before Santa's visit

Anyway, I do like 

the arrangement.

As I like to play with time,

I see a "Never ending story" here.

Love also the medieval backgroud.

(Thanks to Aew for the pic)

Santa's top items

For all the good pervs of the year.

I personally asked for a pair of those:

a black and a white, 

I received 34 years ago an Asian one

still very usable.

The delivery service had been improved too.

The packed gift arrives on your door step.

Only Santa still uses the chimney.

He's traditionalist.

For the best or the worse

That is my question

to Alisha

I have someone in mind

Those who know me

know who is the target.

I choose the pink color

as representative of what he does.

Clitmass time is near

Time to visit churches

and worship

our not so virgin victims

Image by Marc Sainteul

http://www.celtic-kinbaku.net/

http://corpusornamentum.canalblog.com/

Clitmass Gift

A perfect gift for

your girl friend, your wife, your mistress,

This solid silver pendant.

Presented during 

"Le Grand Journal'

main news time

at PM 7:30 (Paris time)

on Canal+

(one of the main french TV channel)

Images talk by themselves

but the comment in french 

is absolutely de.li.ci.ous!

Tests and trials

If a woman say that all men are the same,

Answer:

It was not necessary to try them all!

Bye Bye Dave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJE92phKzI

Took off at 91.

Un excellent élève

Pour les lecteurs francophones

 L'institutrice présente à la classe un nouvel élève arrivant du Japon:
 
 les enfants voici un nouvel élève qui s'appelle Sakiro Suzuki
le cours commence. L'institutrice :

 "Bon, voyons qui maîtrise l'histoire de la culture franco-américaine.
  
 Qui a dit : DONNEZ-MOI LA LIBERTE OU LA MORT?"
Pas un murmure dans la salle. Suzuki lève la main :"Patrick Henry, en 1775 à Philadelphie."
L'institutrice :
"Très bien Suzuki ! 
 Et qui a dit : L'ETAT EST LE PEUPLE, LE PEUPLE NE PEUT PAS SOMBRER"
Suzuki lève la main : "Abraham Lincoln, en 1863 à Washington ."
L'institutrice :
 "Excellent, Suzuki 

Maintenant, qui a dit : "JE VOUS AI COMPRIS"
Suzuki lève la main et dit :" Charles DE GAULLE !"
L'institutrice regarde les élèves et dit : "Honte à vous ! Suzuki est Japonais et il connaît l'histoire française et américaine mieux que vous"

 On entend alors une petite voix au fond de la classe :
 " Allez tous vous faire enculer , connards de Japonais !"
"Qui a dit ça ?" S'insurge l'institutrice
Suzuki lève la main et, sans attendre, dit :
"Général Mc Arthur, 1942, au Canal de Panama et Lee lacocca, 1982, lors de l'assemblée générale de General Motors."
Dans la classe plongée dans le silence, on entend un discret :
 "Y'm'fait vomir..."
L'institutrice hurle : " Qui a dit ça ?"
Et Suzuki répond :
 "George Bush Senior au premier Ministre Tanaka pendant un dîner officiel à Tokyo en 1991."
Un des élèves se lève alors et crie :
 " Pomp'moi l'gland"

Et Suzuki, sans sourciller :
" Bill Clinton à Monica Lewinsky, 1997 dans la salle ovale de la Maison Blanche à Washington et DSK à une femme de chambre du sofitel de New-York 2011"
Un autre élève lui hurle alors :
" Suzuki, espèce de grosse merde !"
Suzuki :
" Valentino Rossi, lors du Grand Prix de Moto en Afrique du Sud en 2002..."
Un autre élève crie plus fort :
" Casse toi pov'con"
Et Suzuki répond :
"Trop facile celle-là, Nicolas SARKOZY au Salon de l'Agriculture 23 février 2008 à Paris à un visiteur peu doué en grammaire"
La salle tombe littéralement dans l'hystérie, l'institutrice perd connaissance, la porte s'ouvre et le directeur de l'école apparaît .
" MERDE, je n'ai encore jamais vu un bordel pareil !"
Et Suzuki :
"Martine Aubry en arrivant à la tête du Parti Socialiste"

Je vous défie de prouver que les citations ne sont pas exactes

Coin locker?

Clitmass gift season is coming.

It is time to put some money 

in a safe.

All in a Santa Red

Who knows the key number?

Stoned?

I like this way of understanding 

The first ever porn book.

Thanks Andrew for this one.

50 Shades have taste

Sometime,

rarely,

a good taste

Politic and SM

Mistress Angela moving on

After sending her Greek victim to clinic,

now it is the turn of Rajoy.

I'd really like to see François Hollande instead

and why not Ayrault and one or two 

of the most stupid ministers.

Thanks to Nab who is a gold mine

of perverted smiles

And Him when in bad mood

Exactly like this

In a good mood I am today

Lenient and forgiving!

The tape is just to avoid words

that could get on my temper.

Experiment

Thanks to a friend for that piece of humour.

From Ozuma Kaname

An inspiration for the studio

or we'll wait for the Farm season

next summer/

A Kate in action

At full power not yet tested

but very very hopefull

http://nab-pasaratos.blogspot.fr/2012/08/largo-directo-en-rtb.html

26 hours at the Farm

with RealTimeBondage friends

Sons of bitches???

In this electorally very active time

all around the world,

the whores reveal the truth.

The whores confirm strongly

that the politicians

ARE NOT

our sons

The Holy Bible

A re-post of long.

Easily extendable to all other "holy?" books

Beware! Truth is never good to say.

Piquant

A word with a wide range of meanings in french

but in english:

for a plant, it's horny

for nettles, it's stinging

for air, it's bitting

for mustard, it's hot

for sauce, it's spicy

for remarks, it's cutting

for a story, it's spicy

for a detail, it's juicy

for a beauty, it's striking

In this particular case,

all will be true at once Madam!

Ready?

Nobody prettier

Is there anyone prettier than me?

 

Thank to IKEA

and to a spanish friend 

who knows females so well.

Brain teaser?

A friend is organizing a tour

Of the park and exposition In the korean island of Cheju.

20 artists from art universities show 140 sculptures centered on Sex and Eroticism.

Here is the exposition entry. 

Thanks Nab

Women loves the shades of colors

Blue? Grey?

50 shades for sure!

Sentimental.

By the way the E.L. James book

is by far the top bestseller

on a so short time basis

and

As a friend of mine says:

"there's nothing left on the shelves of porn shops

and finding a yard length of rope in a DIY store

is a miracle. The cunts buy everything!"

Happy fire

Hifuri Shinji

Fire is a "of course" thing

in Aso Jinja, Ichinomiya shi

at the feet of the samely named volcano.

Kumamoto Prefecture

Not royalist... but

but... I like this old Lady

40 years ago

Delivrance of John Borman

A boost to Rope market

http://klgh.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/07/12104758-are-more-women-buying-rope-because-of-fifty-shades?lite

It is rare that I have been promoted so efficiently 

Read Fifty Shades!