Software problems

Subject: Technical Support

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertable hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please?

Mineral water for ladies.

Received from a not selfish friend

I could not decently keep it for myself only.

DRINK PERRIER

the only mineral water

providing also proteins.

From a japanese mainstream magazine

Some 25 years ago, in the magazine Focus Japan

When seeing this photo,

I do think that it is 

much more erotic and provocative

than usual porn pictures.

That's talent facing censure!

Found it in old archives

What is new is not always good.

This one is 5 years old and tops 

by far all the ads made later for Orangina.

Enjoy (the drink too!)

Kali's very wise thought

Years ago, before our previous forum had to close,

Kali was the last member to join.

Under her photo (not avatar), she wrote:

"Pain is merely weakness leaving the body"

I hope pain (not the good one) left your body.

Rope, your friendly devil.

Sense of humour, lack of humour

Today I went to Carrefour (#2 supermarket chain stores after Walmart worldwide).

I had some purchases to do in the fruits and vegetables department.

There, there was a special promotion booth for cucumbers from Spain.

Description of the things: 40 to 50 cm long (15 to 19 inches) and 4 to 7 cm thick (1.5 to 2.5 inches)

A woman in her 30s was standing there, the tips of her thingers on one generous piece,  eyes fixing a point far beyond the horizon, lost in her thoughts.

I came near her and said: "Thoughtful? Dreaming?"

She suddenly came back to earth, turned toward me with an angry face, ready to attack...

Another woman in her 60s (perhaps more) commented with a huge smile

" Pfffft! That's too small!"

End of conflict.

I like people having humour.

Willing to go back to primary school

Ready?

With such a teacher, 

I'll become the youngest

fucker of the world,

and why not president of the USA

Kali still kicking!

We received last week a post:

Kali escaped from the nasty and menacing crab,

at the cost of some hairs,

maybe.

Even the Devil may feel frienship!

Art show

Ending 2011 with some pieces

 of real artworks

Photo:

 Coffee, after...

Drawing:

Shapes

Like I like

 Sculpture

 Female devil

I don't know why but SD comes to mind

 Sculpture again

Metallic shoes.

PD would have added these models

to his collection.

Santa was late

Santa was really late yesterday. 

At 3:00 still waiting in front of the fireplace.

Waiting for a new subbie.

4:00 still nothing and I slept in my armchair.

Now I grasp where was the problem

It was not a reindeer needing repair.

It was THAT!

Fucking Santa!

The answer is Mei

Answer to some stupidity posted on a forum.

I was not planning to post these photos so early, 

but "someone" is saying that showing the face

is without value in a site that should show:

bondage, helplessness and agony.

Here is Mei that I respect a lot more than the one above.

I consider her as a friend and hope the reverse to be true.

 

No words needed IMHO

Wanting to see? What?

We proposed, Mei was OK, PD decided.

If anyone is unsatisfied, 

let him/her takes Mei's position. 

Maybe the most moving pic of the whole scene...


At least for me!

Not yet available on the site,
possibly in months.
Blessed are those who saw it live.

A great lady: MEI

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A never ending story

The 1st day

God created the sun.

Satan created sunburns

The 2nd day

God created Sex.

Satan created marriage.

The 3rd day

God Created an economist

(This was hard for Satan, but after some seconds of thinking)

Satan created a 2nd economist.

You are all missing creativity

What is important is

what you do

not what you dream!

Here is an easy example

Yooki is wearing a lace catsuit

before going out for a restaurant party

The full body catsuit is only closed

with a zip on the back.

 Here Yooki wear the catsuit 

with only a frame bra 

pushing her tits ahead.

The result is

 If any need to pee took her at the throat

1/ she had to strip almost completely;

2/ I never allowed any restrooms be it

in restaurants or elsewhere.

It doesn't mean that I was interested 

in anyway by golden showers,

but I've always been by

her extreme shame.

Something to think about

Source: found on Icono's site

Original from: http://butterfingers.tumblr.com

Normal to pay tribute for intelligent things

Nice temper today

Exactly my feeling

concerning a lot of people,

a lot of events, 

our whole society,

right or left the same,

extreme or not.

A rule of life for everyone

Believer or not

Freedom first

before belief

even before god.

The only thing we are sure in life:

We'll die!

I've no plan to end in a bed!

Women are wonderful

Please believe me.

Sure they are wonderful when they drive a car.

You want the proof?

Here it is

http://nab-pasaratos.blogspot.com/?zx=96fe712c761dbbab

Thanks Nab

No! No! We are not misogynistic.

We love our subs when they keep their position

Sad!

Bye Steve

Thanks to Jonathan Mak Long (HK)

for this logo design

A Museum in Paris

If you come to Paris...

 visit the

"Musée de l'Erotisme"

72, boulevard de Clichy

75018 Paris

http://www.musee-erotisme.com/fichiers/home.php?lang=en

Subway; Line 2, Place Blanche or Pigalle stations


Open every days from 
AM 10:00 to AM 2:00
 

A quick introduction.
In the vicinity of the "Moulin Rouge"

A more explicit guided visit 

by the museum director

Publication on french TV and internet channels

But remember!

Nothing pornographic

only erotic

Like these

Is your cock a skrewer?

For your personal comfort Madam!

Road to Self Climax

Yooki tied in a quite unconfortable position

Somewhat exhausting with time

and time is a main tool for me...

Until Yooki reaches her cumming point
without any help

All is in her brain...
as well as mine.
Orgasm, is at hand!

Cooling down being freed.

Then sinking in a repairing sleep
in Morpheous embrace.

Mei Reloaded

I chose these pics for their moods

The mouse and the grizzly
in their natural surrounding.

Powers, face to face
I love this one.

Real strapado
So rare nowadays

But this is the result of
an innocent caning.

Do you think Mei broke?

Even here, not yet.
on Infernal Restraints. com


Mei see you next month with JR.
;D

The site is available only if you are over 18,
otherwise the link will be of no use for you.

Women

Women are very lovable 

and very decorative pets,

Basically, they are wombs;

and

geographycally speaking:

they are some skin surface

to travel;

hills or mountains to climb;

valleys to visit

and 

3 natural caves to explore.

Je n'aime pas à voir... (de Pierre Louÿs)

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Head shaving?

Why not as long as I'm not part of it.

Dedicated to some friends

fans of head shaving.

Ready guys?

Filling the gap!

CENSORED

ATTACK ON FREEDOM!

No crack left in the hull

after Caulking.

Good sailor!

Hooray she rise!

Japan. The monkeys bath.

In fact, monkeys teached

the famous japanese art of bathing

to human ape females.

Here in North Japan, apes used hot springs

millenaries before the human specie.

Double infringement in the Middle East

There, they mixed both

Road Trip

and

Cattle Car

The result is

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT PIRATES!

Advertising patent infringment.

When we all joined Insex

it was because 

"We know when it's real"

An example:

"Road Trip" with 101

And this Wendy's advertising

PD should start an action in court.

Looking for BDSM hard site?

Insex?

Infernal Restraints?

HardTied?

Others?

Any Kink.com site will welcome you.

Thanks to the censors!