Don't believe?

Here's the proof Babes.

"And now? Do you believe in Santa-Claus?"

In Me BTW!

Cunt Cleaning

Cunt Cleaning

before Santa's visit

Anyway, I do like 

the arrangement.

As I like to play with time,

I see a "Never ending story" here.

Love also the medieval backgroud.

(Thanks to Aew for the pic)

Santa's top items

For all the good pervs of the year.

I personally asked for a pair of those:

a black and a white, 

I received 34 years ago an Asian one

still very usable.

The delivery service had been improved too.

The packed gift arrives on your door step.

Only Santa still uses the chimney.

He's traditionalist.

For the best or the worse

That is my question

to Alisha

I have someone in mind

Those who know me

know who is the target.

I choose the pink color

as representative of what he does.

Clitmass time is near

Time to visit churches

and worship

our not so virgin victims

Image by Marc Sainteul

http://www.celtic-kinbaku.net/

http://corpusornamentum.canalblog.com/

Clitmass Gift

A perfect gift for

your girl friend, your wife, your mistress,

This solid silver pendant.

Presented during 

"Le Grand Journal'

main news time

at PM 7:30 (Paris time)

on Canal+

(one of the main french TV channel)

Images talk by themselves

but the comment in french 

is absolutely de.li.ci.ous!

Tests and trials

If a woman say that all men are the same,

Answer:

It was not necessary to try them all!

Bye Bye Dave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJE92phKzI

Took off at 91.

Un excellent élève

Pour les lecteurs francophones

 L'institutrice présente à la classe un nouvel élève arrivant du Japon:
 
 les enfants voici un nouvel élève qui s'appelle Sakiro Suzuki
le cours commence. L'institutrice :

 "Bon, voyons qui maîtrise l'histoire de la culture franco-américaine.
  
 Qui a dit : DONNEZ-MOI LA LIBERTE OU LA MORT?"
Pas un murmure dans la salle. Suzuki lève la main :"Patrick Henry, en 1775 à Philadelphie."
L'institutrice :
"Très bien Suzuki ! 
 Et qui a dit : L'ETAT EST LE PEUPLE, LE PEUPLE NE PEUT PAS SOMBRER"
Suzuki lève la main : "Abraham Lincoln, en 1863 à Washington ."
L'institutrice :
 "Excellent, Suzuki 

Maintenant, qui a dit : "JE VOUS AI COMPRIS"
Suzuki lève la main et dit :" Charles DE GAULLE !"
L'institutrice regarde les élèves et dit : "Honte à vous ! Suzuki est Japonais et il connaît l'histoire française et américaine mieux que vous"

 On entend alors une petite voix au fond de la classe :
 " Allez tous vous faire enculer , connards de Japonais !"
"Qui a dit ça ?" S'insurge l'institutrice
Suzuki lève la main et, sans attendre, dit :
"Général Mc Arthur, 1942, au Canal de Panama et Lee lacocca, 1982, lors de l'assemblée générale de General Motors."
Dans la classe plongée dans le silence, on entend un discret :
 "Y'm'fait vomir..."
L'institutrice hurle : " Qui a dit ça ?"
Et Suzuki répond :
 "George Bush Senior au premier Ministre Tanaka pendant un dîner officiel à Tokyo en 1991."
Un des élèves se lève alors et crie :
 " Pomp'moi l'gland"

Et Suzuki, sans sourciller :
" Bill Clinton à Monica Lewinsky, 1997 dans la salle ovale de la Maison Blanche à Washington et DSK à une femme de chambre du sofitel de New-York 2011"
Un autre élève lui hurle alors :
" Suzuki, espèce de grosse merde !"
Suzuki :
" Valentino Rossi, lors du Grand Prix de Moto en Afrique du Sud en 2002..."
Un autre élève crie plus fort :
" Casse toi pov'con"
Et Suzuki répond :
"Trop facile celle-là, Nicolas SARKOZY au Salon de l'Agriculture 23 février 2008 à Paris à un visiteur peu doué en grammaire"
La salle tombe littéralement dans l'hystérie, l'institutrice perd connaissance, la porte s'ouvre et le directeur de l'école apparaît .
" MERDE, je n'ai encore jamais vu un bordel pareil !"
Et Suzuki :
"Martine Aubry en arrivant à la tête du Parti Socialiste"

Je vous défie de prouver que les citations ne sont pas exactes

Coin locker?

Clitmass gift season is coming.

It is time to put some money 

in a safe.

All in a Santa Red

Who knows the key number?

Stoned?

I like this way of understanding 

The first ever porn book.

Thanks Andrew for this one.

50 Shades have taste

Sometime,

rarely,

a good taste

Politic and SM

Mistress Angela moving on

After sending her Greek victim to clinic,

now it is the turn of Rajoy.

I'd really like to see François Hollande instead

and why not Ayrault and one or two 

of the most stupid ministers.

Thanks to Nab who is a gold mine

of perverted smiles

And Him when in bad mood

Exactly like this

In a good mood I am today

Lenient and forgiving!

The tape is just to avoid words

that could get on my temper.

Experiment

Thanks to a friend for that piece of humour.

From Ozuma Kaname

An inspiration for the studio

or we'll wait for the Farm season

next summer/

A Kate in action

At full power not yet tested

but very very hopefull

http://nab-pasaratos.blogspot.fr/2012/08/largo-directo-en-rtb.html

26 hours at the Farm

with RealTimeBondage friends

Sons of bitches???

In this electorally very active time

all around the world,

the whores reveal the truth.

The whores confirm strongly

that the politicians

ARE NOT

our sons

The Holy Bible

A re-post of long.

Easily extendable to all other "holy?" books

Beware! Truth is never good to say.

Piquant

A word with a wide range of meanings in french

but in english:

for a plant, it's horny

for nettles, it's stinging

for air, it's bitting

for mustard, it's hot

for sauce, it's spicy

for remarks, it's cutting

for a story, it's spicy

for a detail, it's juicy

for a beauty, it's striking

In this particular case,

all will be true at once Madam!

Ready?

Nobody prettier

Is there anyone prettier than me?

 

Thank to IKEA

and to a spanish friend 

who knows females so well.

Brain teaser?

A friend is organizing a tour

Of the park and exposition In the korean island of Cheju.

20 artists from art universities show 140 sculptures centered on Sex and Eroticism.

Here is the exposition entry. 

Thanks Nab

Women loves the shades of colors

Blue? Grey?

50 shades for sure!

Sentimental.

By the way the E.L. James book

is by far the top bestseller

on a so short time basis

and

As a friend of mine says:

"there's nothing left on the shelves of porn shops

and finding a yard length of rope in a DIY store

is a miracle. The cunts buy everything!"

Happy fire

Hifuri Shinji

Fire is a "of course" thing

in Aso Jinja, Ichinomiya shi

at the feet of the samely named volcano.

Kumamoto Prefecture

Not royalist... but

but... I like this old Lady

40 years ago

Delivrance of John Borman

A boost to Rope market

http://klgh.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/07/12104758-are-more-women-buying-rope-because-of-fifty-shades?lite

It is rare that I have been promoted so efficiently 

Read Fifty Shades!

Birth control

For years it seems that some minority in the states 

are against any abortion.

Why not use birth control instead?

Do it yourself type

Gift wrapping type

Efficient riveted type

Bondaged type

Heavy Metal Banking type

Healthy diet

If you want to live long,

100 years old for example,

Take one a day minimum.

Thanks to Kinkerbelle

The future of RealTimeBondage?

No more age limit?

Adult content, a joke!

From

http://nab-pasaratos.blogspot.com.es/2012/04/y-dentro-de-muy-poco.html?zx=97e04233f0bd9db0

Roll over Beethoven

For Classic Music Lovers

I appreciate a lot the player's skill

Vintage Bondage Japan

Nostalgia of the past, 

some not yet really professional binding,

Suggestive more than shocking

in a period when the japanese censors,

pushed by the american puritan 

were looking for the lesser pubic hair

with a magnifying glass and

were calculating how many square inches of skin

were displayed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPmks9hAp1c&feature=related

Shiva

Shiva and Shakti

With thanks and apology to

lila_tournay

I highlacked this image

Shiva and Shakti (temple of Khajuraho, India)


With thanks and apology to
TORMENTOR
I highlacked this image too

 

This  to explain the difference between Art and Porn

 

Porn is: look a movie, 

use the hand not using the brain.

 

Art is: look a still picture of the movie, 

imagine developments in action,

use the hand or any hole now, later or never.

 

When I see these images, my imagination run 

in the great plains of eroticism.

 

 

Paper archives again... Nostalgia 2

Bamboo is multi purpose in Asia,

not only in Japan.

The way to Nirvanah

If you try www.kink1.com 

you go straight to the RealTimeBondage home page.

Just a smile

Censure you can avoid

Google search as well as Yahoo search have filters that disallow viewing adult contents

Concerning Google search:

-start a search (anything no importance), on the right side a small icon (for the settings) appears,

click it and choose search settings. In it you have the filter item, disable it!

Note: you'll have to do it each time you restart your  PC 
if cookies are not enabled permanently

Concerning Yahoo search:

Almost the same but if done well your settings are permanent.

I just advise to check from time to time.

NO CENSURE OF ANY KIND TO BE ALLOWED

Commuting and Subways

1/ I like the photo 

(thanks to the unknown photograph)

2/ I like the place

3/ I like the girl

Must I ask for more?

Can anyone tell me...

Where is located this gasoline stand?

I don't care the price per gallon!

Light armoured cunt

Anti assault security device.

 The protection of our wives

An equipment needed in every household.

Techie Turtle

Turtle and Google Buzz

:D

Where are my pencils gone?

In the pencil sharpener

as said a friend of mine

some years ago

Morality: Women always put things in place

In way to Tokyo Disney Land

Children are small angels,
but sometime real Dead weights.
We needed to be creative to have fun 
in spite of them.

A sunday early spring 1988
Yooki was preparing for a day
at Tokyo Disney Land in Urayasu
with some japanese perv friends

 
I must say that
I'll have an eternal regret to have spoiled 
the pictures I took on and around 
diverse attractions there that day.

 
Yooki and her cunt had been the target 
of many cameras  long lens. 
(including mine Arrrg!
)

 
It has been a very nice scandalous exhibition day, 
no BDSM at all,
at a time Insex did not existed
It seems easy here at home, 
but Yooki was a bit less happy 
when a policeman took her 
to the police station for public indecency. ;)))

Paper archives... Nostalgia!

I selected these two drawings

within hundreds found in japanese magazines,

including in some women magazines;

More for my feeling of the situations

than for the actions.

More fun here than in classical practices.

I'm always consensual... with myself.

What you all missed

I was working part time

in the commercial division
of a company in Tokyo

Morning. Time to choose my outfit of the day

A pink garter belt.

Seamed black stockings

A blue silk blouse.

Navy blue skirt
and wide black belt

Dark blue medium high heels shoes.

Ready!
Of course no panty and no bra!

No one, ever guessed that
there was an available vagina,
in spite of a characteristic sea scent 
emanating from the secretary Ms Yooki

Just in my mind

Flower and Snake 3

From a japanese Master

I love the tie

I love the tits

I love the pic

Wondering

I really would like to know:

what's happening under the waterline?

Synchrone swiming competition winners