Lollipops

Shortly after a new police commissioner took office, the local house of pleasure wad raided and the girls were lined up outside for questioning by the fuzz.
A little old lady chanced to walk by and, noticing the commotion, asked what was happening.
As a joke, one of the chicks told her they were standing in line for free lollipops.
A few minutes later, a constable approached the elderly woman and asked.
"Aren't you a bit old for this?"
"Officer," she crackled, "as long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them."