To hold by the balls

One day, a "Gran'Ma" holding a supermarket paperbag arrives at the counter of the head office of the Chase Manhattan Bank.

She tells to the attendant at the counter:
" I want to open an account, I have 3 millions dollars to put in it.
- 3 millions???
- Yes, 3 millions!"
The old womans show the paper bag, and the bank employee have the proof of the amount reality.
" But before making the deposit, I'd like to meet the Président of the Chase Manhattan Bank, not a director, but the president...."
In consideration of the amount, the counter attendant call the upper boss and the request reach after several steps the secretary then the President himself who agrees to meet within minutes the old lady.

She is welcomed in the President's office by the president himself and they chat a while,
the president asking:
" 3 millions dollars, It's a big amount for a private account... An inheritance? Gamble? .?.?.?
- No, no. Not gamble at all: I bet.
- You bet? I do not understand the difference with gamble.
- For example: I bet $25000 with you that tomorrow at the same time, you'll have square testicles. Do you bet?"

In consideration of the amount and of the absolute impossibility to loose, the President accept the bet.

The following day in the morning, before going to work, the president of the bank checks his private parts, still well rounded as usual and with a smile is sure he'll earn $25000 without doing nothing.

At the said time, the old woman arrives in company of a very elegant man at the Chase Manhattan Bank presidential floor. She is introduced immediately.

" Good Day, Madam. But I fear you lost $25000.
- Maybe mister president. My lawyer came with me to assess the reality of the facts."

The president shuts is door, calls his private secretary saying he refuses to be disturbed for the next thirty minutes and drop trousers and underwear.
The old lady takes the testicles in hands, perfect oval testicles, nothing to say.

The president raises his eyes and see the layer's pallid face.
" Your lawyer seems to be ill, Madam.
- No Mister President, but I bet $125000 with him that today I'll hold the President of the Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."