Training near New-Orleans.

Forecasting the visit of George W. Bush to New-Orleans for the anniversary of the damages made by Katrina, Bush coming to back up the conservative candidates to the future mid term elections, the Louisiana National Guard made numerous training sessions.

During a camouflage training, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.
"You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know thatby jumping an yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?"
"Yes, sir." the soldier answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a squadron of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter"--that did it."