Saturday, May 19, 2007

Woman's loves

For a Woman the Important men in her life are :

The PHYSICIAN because he says :
« Take off your clothes ! »

The DENTIST because he says :
« Open wide ! »

The DELIVERY MAN because he says :
« Do I put it on the front or on the back ? »

The INTERIOR ARCHITECT because he says :
« Once inside, you’ll love it ! »

The GOLDEN BOY because he says :
« It will move up, fluctuate, then decrease very slowly. »

The BANKER because he says :
« If it’s withdrawn too early, you’ll loose all interests. »

The TELECOM REPRESENTATIVE because he says :
« Where do you want it ? On the table or on the wall ? »

and then

The HUNTER because
He gets inside the bush, shoots twice and eat what he shot.

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